derek munches rhia : #partyhouse@dalnet

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		derek munches rhia : #partyhouse@dalnet

		[18:21] <Derek> i will tell you about the time i ate rhia out [18:21] <[_]> whore rule btw [18:21] <[_]> whores [18:21] <Derek> i had a hard time unbuttoning her pants [18:21] <[_]> yes [18:22] <zemmiphobia> hahaha [18:22] <[_]> they were too tight? [18:22] <zemmiphobia> i'll bet you did [18:22] <Derek> her fat rolls concealed her button and zipper [18:22] <zemmiphobia> knowing of the terrors inside [18:22] <zemmiphobia> yet you continued [18:22] <[_]> i would have said no at that point [18:22] <lourdeath> i don't remember knowing a rhia [18:22] <lourdeath> well he was just talking about guys giving him head [18:22] <Derek> so after i got them down all that was left was her panties [18:22] <zemmiphobia> HippiChick [18:23] <lourdeath> so its one of those whenever you can get it type situations [18:23] <zemmiphobia> oh yea [18:23] <[_]> are you serious that nick was that person that is called rhia [18:23] <lourdeath> oh i remember her [18:23] <biancoleen> hi [18:23] <lourdeath> never saw her though [18:23] <[_]> l [18:23] <Derek> you could see the hair from her pussy sticking out from the sides of her panties [18:23] <lourdeath> i guess [18:23] <lourdeath> . [18:23] <[_]> HAHHAHAHHAHA [18:23] <lourdeath> shoulda had her trim it a lil [18:23] <[_]> i've never heard anything more respulsive today [18:24] <lourdeath> thats like thicket type shit [18:24] <Derek> so against my better judgement, i pulled those down too [18:24] <zemmiphobia> matt, let him continue [18:24] <[_]> ok [18:24] <Derek> to reveal the worst smelling snatch you can imagine [18:24] <lourdeath> it gets worse or something adam? [18:24] <Derek> there was a mysterious clear liquid that was caked in her pubic hair [18:25] <lourdeath> hah [18:25] <Derek> it seemed like she had not bathed in months [18:25] <zemmiphobia> hahaha [18:25] <[_]> ghahhahahjah [18:25] <zemmiphobia> excellent description [18:25] <biancoleen> what?? [18:25] <Derek> her pussy hair was in dreadlocks [18:25] <[_]> that sounds cooler in theory than actuallity [18:25] <lourdeath> hahaha [18:25] * Guest40521 has left #PartyHouse [18:26] <Derek> worse than the hair of a dirty jamaican [18:26] <[_]> nappy [18:27] <Derek> so after i managed to move that mess out of the way to reveal her pussy [18:27] * shujacsc has joined #PartyHouse [18:27] <Derek> there was this stuff all over the lips that resembled cottage cheese [18:27] * shujacsc has left #PartyHouse [18:28] * wild_princess has joined #PartyHouse [18:28] <[_]> you would imagine she had fore knowledge of all this [18:28] <Derek> oh she warned me [18:28] <Derek> all her ex boyfriends had refused to go down on her [18:28] <wild_princess> hallu,mornin guyz [18:29] <Derek> wild_princess surfs up [18:29] <wild_princess> hehe [18:29] <[_]> you would think there would be some cue to improve [18:30] <[_]> but continue im interested to know the ending [18:32] <Derek> its like something they would eat on fear factor [18:32] <Derek> i managed to keep from vomiting for the first 30 seconds or so [18:32] <Derek> after that i had to get up and immediately went to puke in the toilet [18:33] <[distortion]> wtf [18:33] <[_]> i knew there was vomit somewhere in this [18:33] <[_]> so what happened when you returned [18:33] * Eazy has joined #PartyHouse [18:33] <Derek> when i returned she had put her clothes back on [18:33] <Derek> she was sitting at this very computer [18:33] <Derek> crying and typing [18:34] * goldberg21m has joined #PartyHouse [18:34] <[_]> hey adam get the logs from that day [18:34] <wild_princess> lol [18:34] * [distortion] scrolls up then heads for the liquor cabinet [18:34] <[_]> lets cross reference [18:34] <Derek> as it turns out, she was talking to a fellow she soon ended up cheating on me with [18:30] <lourdeath> lmfao [18:30] <Derek> ok [18:30] <wild_princess> wat ur topic huh? [18:30] * ardi has joined #PartyHouse [18:30] <Derek> so even though i was totally grossed out, i leaned forward and licked her pussy [18:31] * ardi has left #PartyHouse [18:31] <Derek> and let me tell you, the cottage cheese tasted 100x worse than it looked [18:31] <Derek> it had a slightly salty taste [18:34] <[_]> wait wait let me have something clarified [18:34] <lourdeath> but you were relieved right? [18:34] <lourdeath> lol [18:35] <[_]> her nickname was hippichick and were you suprised that she hadnt bathed? [18:35] <[_]> or were you prepared for that eventuality [18:35] <lourdeath> thats what i was just thinking [18:35] <Derek> her pussy was so smelly when she cheated the guy only gave her anal [18:35] <lourdeath> so why the hell was she crying? [18:35] <Derek> oh this was bad even for a hippi [18:35] <lourdeath> you were the one that should have been crying [18:36] <lourdeath> oh lol [18:36] * [distortion] logs this [18:36] * xingi31^^ has joined #PartyHouse [18:36] <Derek> she was crying because her pussy made me puke [18:36] <wild_princess> wth [18:36] <lourdeath> but she didn't ask to take a shower... [18:36] <lourdeath> interesting [18:36] <[_]> you didnt ask her to take a shower is the fault on your part [18:36] <Derek> she did take a shower earlier [18:37] <Derek> the rest of her didnt smell too bad [18:37] <[_]> just a stank ho [18:37] <Derek> i had no reason to suspect anything like this until it was too late [18:37] <lourdeath> well you should have just said no :P [18:37] <lourdeath> after you saw that [18:38] <[_]> when you did hit it [18:38] <lourdeath> either way she would have cried, but at least you wouldn't have gotten some cheese :P [18:38] <[_]> did your penis burn afterwards? [18:38] <lourdeath> unless you like cheese [18:38] <[_]> i wonder if thats a fewtish

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